May 2013
someone online: *calls me cute*
me: *surprised*
me: *wiggles awkwardly*
me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
me: *scrunches into down comforter*
me: *blushes for ten minutes*
me: *peeks out*
me: no u
a-pariah:
a-pariah:
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
nvm
found her
cradily:
did somebody say
cute boys
rodneykong:
ghostgif:
98% of divorces are caused by mario party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma i suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
chrissykilljoybitchtits:
inc-omparable:
im-fandoomed:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and...
j4ya:
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
#HE JUST WANTED THE ACORN
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
