it’d be cool if there were like Sesame Street style shows for teenagers and Young Adults that teach you things like what to do at the post office and how not to be an asshole at parties
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a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance
this is my favourite i consider myself a professional.
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